Bila kita kreatif .. life is fun.

Seorang suami sedang mencari-cari helah untuk membolehkan dia berkahwin lagi.

Antara alasan yang diberikannya:

Suami : Lelaki kawin 3 baru lah sah ...

Isteri : Kenapa pula?

Suami : Cuba terjemahkan ke dalam Bahasa Inggeris, "satu" is one, "dua" is two, "tiga" isteri (is three). Baru betul dan sah!.

Isteri : Tapi abang kena faham Bahasa Inggeris, terutama tentang "singular" dan "plural"

Suami : Berkenaan apa tu?

Isteri : Satu tu "Singular"; dua atau lebih "Plural"

Suami : Contohnya?

Isteri : One car sebagai singular, two cars sebagai plural. Apa bezanya?

Suami : Ohhh... tambah huruf "s" untuk yang plural

Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang

Suami : Macam mana pula boleh sama?

Isteri : Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural, maka abang MAMPUS tambah "s" je, kan?

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** This is a joke... to all husbands out there, no offence.

Looking for donors

Good day people,

I'm currently teaching in SK Permai Indah, 14000 Bukit Mertajam. Our Computer Lab is in bad condition. Out of 20 computers only 2 computers can be used. Our school is seriously in need of donation as we have no support from any other resource. With the implementation of ICT subject we teachers are unable to carry out ICT lesson without computers.

I am writing to invite your business to donate computers so that our pupils will be able to learn ICT lesson effectively . We are in need of 20 computers.

Your donation will be acknowledged.

You can take pride in being a good corporate citizen.

Please know that all contributions you make will positively impact our school and the young learns. Upon receiving your respond I will follow up with you within the next two weeks to discuss your possible donation.

Thank you for your thoughtful consideration of our request.

Sincerely,

Pn Norini Hj Jaafar
Headmistress Of SK Permai Indah
School Tel: 04 5023357

Kogi.M
ICTL Teacher of SK Permai Indah,

Terkini tentang MP Seri Pinang

Kesempatan pulang ke Penang pada cuti kali ini kami turut berpeluang kembali ke MP Seri Pinang. Memandangkan pondok pak guard kosong maka kami hanya berlegar dibahagian depan bangunan sahaja. Yang ada cuma bangunan lama dan usang, selebihnya adalah pokok yang tumbuh meliar.